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They Don't Write 'Em Like They Used To

Since I teach writing part-time, I pay more attention to words than most people would. Misspelled signs, typos in brochures, and directions poorly translated from Mandarin Chinese to English always grab my attention. Read more...

Take This Rose ... and Shove It!

For some reason, I’m watching The Bachelor and even though this is “reality” television, I know it’s as fake as a porn star’s boobs. This show HAD to have been dreamed up by a man… Read more...

In Which Gloria Self-Delivers a Tumor

Those of you regular readers know I’ve been dealing with a fibroid tumor and a procedure to make it shrink, since the doctors informed me removing it would be dangerous. Firstly, because it was growing right in a muscle, and secondly, I would probably lose a lot of blood. Both physicians declared me too young for a hysterectomy, so I chose a less invasive procedure. All seemed well—at the beginning. Read more...

2010-02-04 — They Don't Write 'Em Like They Used To

2010-01-25 — Take This Rose ... and Shove It!

2010-01-11 — In Which Gloria Self-Delivers a Tumor

2009-12-19 — One Dollar, No Holler

2009-12-06 — Fan is Short For Fanatic

2009-11-24 — The Real Reason She Never Made It To Talk Radio

2009-11-09 — Gloria Couldn't Feed 'Em, So She Didn't Breed 'Em

2009-10-20 — Starting the School Year in September? Yes, We Can!

2009-10-05 — Technology is Great — When it Works

2009-09-21 — Gloria's Surgery Saga

2009-09-08 — Eight is MORE than enough

2009-08-25 — The Customer is always right, and certifiably insane, as well

2009-08-09 — Down the Tube

2009-07-21 — The More the Merrier

2009-07-06 — In Which Gloria Reaches For Her Calculator