362 articles found by Gloria Diaz
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2018-12-09 Bohemian Rhapsody Perfect Enough For Fans
Being continually broke, I donít go to as many movies as Iíd like to. If I go to ten movies a year, thatís all I can afford.
2018-11-15 If I Had a Hundred Million Dollars
I'm super-bummed that I didn't win the Mega Millions, but life goes on, I guess. I don't buy tickets all the time, just when the jackpot reaches a fantasy number
2018-11-05 Hate the Victim, Not the Victimizer?
With recent events happening, I suppose men are a little spooked. If an incident that you were involved in when you were 17 surfaces 30 years later, it can evoke certain reactions.
2018-10-05 Men Behaving Badly: Quality Entertainment
So, my Facebook feed has been chock-full of Kavanaugh memes, empowering slogans, and comments about how women need to speak out more.
2018-10-05 A conversation with Barbara Ehrenreich
Since I'm the queen of crap jobs, Barbara Ehrenreich is a hero to me. Her 2001 book Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting by in America, is something I return to time and again.
2018-09-11 The Silence of the Birds
I noticed in August that my backyard sounded different.
2018-08-18 It's Still August, Dammit!
I was in the dollar store the other day, and was flabbergasted to see Thanksgiving decorationsÖ
2018-08-06 At the Drive In
It's summertime in Indiana.I'm riding on U.S. 30, not quite into the sunset. It's a perfect day, weatherwise. I'm riding with a friend, chatting about this and that, headed towards sightseeing and fun in northern Indiana. My friend's eyesight isn't so great, so I don't think she is as bothered by the bug carcasses and dirt on her windshield as I am.
2018-08-04 Gloria's Simple Pleasures
Simple pleasures are becoming important to me. This summer, since I'm working in a very hot environment, I'm finding that one of my favorite things is to come home, ramp up the air conditioning, stuff my face full of chocolate, and gulp down ice-cold water.
2018-07-05 Control Freak Controls Cedar Point Sun
I admit it. I'm a control freak. If I think I can do it better, faster, more creatively, etc. I will take over. But sometimes it's nice to let other people take over. Sometimes.
2018-06-14 Depression Doesn't Discriminate
So not too long ago, we had two high-profile suicides: Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade. I'd heard of them, but didn't really know much about them. I don't really like cooking, and I am a Coach girl, not a Spade girl.
2018-05-31 Finally, a music video for English Majors
In a world with so many music videos looking like porn, there comes along something that makes you go, ďwhat the @*#$!Ē but not in a ďI can't believe I'm seeing so many half-naked womenĒ wayÖ
2018-05-17 Mirror, Mirror, Reflecting the Nation
Back in the day, we were Team Huxtable. That sounds creepy now, in light of Bill Cosby's TranquilRapeģ history, but we were.
2018-04-19 Bracing for a Confrontation ... From the Past
I wanted to confront my brother a few days ago. I don't get along with him and never have, and the jerk had the temerity to leave town without telling me.
2018-04-05 Not-so-silent Spring
Right now, itís pouring down rain. Itís also spring, so I should be excited about this, but Iím not.
2018-03-15 The kids are alright
By the time you read this the March 14th gun protest walkout will be done, but there's more to follow on April 20th which will be the 19th year anniversary of the Columbine massacre.
2018-03-02 Magic Cool Bus
I know Iím a bitchy, negative, bitter, cynical person.But at the same time I sneer at the world, I sometimes wonder what the hell happened
2018-02-15 I, Tonya, Makes the Podium
After months of anticipation, I finally got to see I, Tonya, the sportsdramockumentary of the Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan Saga in 1994.
2018-02-03 Cleveland Superbomb Evokes Childhood Memories
I've decided if I ever write something about family history, or nostalgia or ďAmericanaĒ (whatever that means) I think I'll write something about the Blizzard of '78.
2018-01-20 This is Not a Column
A few weeks ago, I went on a real, honest-to-God vacation, the first one in over ten years.
2017-12-18 YouTube Beats Cable on a 40-inch Screen
I usually don't pay attention to Black Friday sales, because no matter how good the sales are, you can save a ton of money if you don't buy anything.
2017-12-02 Grumpy Gloria Gives Gratitude
Okay, so it's a little late, but here are the things I'm thankful for.
2017-11-06 I Just Want Them to Get it Right
Itís nearly 1 a.m. on October 31. Iím not particularly scared by this; Iím freaking exhausted. Iím almost too tired to care about anything.
2017-10-19 In Need of a Death Cleaning
It sucks not having any storage space in the house when you enjoy doing crafts, like me. Since it's cooling off, I can no longer use the backyard as the workshop. I'd rather paint outside so I can see better, but that's coming to an end.
2017-10-06 Touring the facility, picking up slack
As I write this, the world has been shittier than usual this past weekÖ
2017-09-14 Need a Companion? Sex Dolls to the Rescue
So it might have been a link on Facebook (yes, I'm back on it againófor now) about robot dolls that clued me in to the newest trend on ďalternative lifestyles.Ē
2017-09-03 Professor, Can You Spare a Letter of Recommendation?
The other night, I had a dream I was back in grad school. I remember I was sitting in class, trying to do an assignment that seemed incomprehensible.
2017-08-03 You Say Tomato, I Say "Not Enough"
As usual, I planted a garden this year. Last year's output was dismal. So this year, I decided I'd try container gardening. I started a few plants from seeds, and bought the rest.
2017-07-20 I'm Okay, but You're Not
I've never smoked pot heavily, but I've noticed that age, like weed, tends to mellow some people out.
2017-07-20 At the Drive In
It's summertime in Indiana. I'm riding on U.S. 30, not quite into the sunset. It's a perfect day, weatherwise. I'm riding with a friend, chatting about this and that, headed towards sightseeing and fun in northern IndianaÖ
2017-07-08 Late to the Party ó Again
As usual, I'm late to the partyÖ
2017-06-19 Columnist quits Facebook ó†Part 2
So far, I've not been on my personal Facebook page for about a month, and it's bliss.
2017-06-05 Hairy Situations No Fun to Resolve
As I looked at my eyebrows last night, I thought about grooming in general, and how much of a drag it can be. I love a good shower, and shampoo, but the removal of hair can be dangerous.
2017-05-23 Columnist Shuns Facebook, Gets a Life
I've deactivated my personal Facebook account, and I don't really miss it. I have other pages that I run for various things, but my Gloria Diaz page? Deactivated.
2017-05-04 Balls to the Wall Education!
So IPFW is going to have a new name now. Purdue University Fort Wayne. PUFW. Pee-yew Fort Wayne? That's what it's heading towards, unfortunately.
2017-04-21 CSI: Fort Wayne's North Side
It seems like crime is heating up near or in my neighborhood, and that's disturbing.
2017-04-09 Brainwashed by Photoshop
I'm talking to more people lately, and that means eavesdropping. I learn stuff that way; I encourage you to give it a try. Anyway, I'm listening to what men say, and it's kind of disturbing.
2017-03-22 No Rest for the Well-Intentioned
I didn't have much of a spring break, and it's a bit of a shame, since this is probably my last one ever as a student.
2017-03-02 Colonscopy Awareness Bugs Columnist
Iíve been seeing billboards up around town about the importance of getting a colonoscopy, and Iím not quite sure what to think.
2017-02-21 Why we self-publish
One of the few highlights of my grad school career was meeting Garrison Keillor my first year. I didnít just meet him; I got to spend an hour in a private audience with him. Only a couple of other students were there.
2017-02-03 Gloria Just Does It
I had a weird fall semester. It was good, and it was also frustrating. Only a grad student would get it.
2017-01-24 Ice Escapades
I went skating at the ďnewĒ ice arena by my house. I donít know how long itís been there, but on winter break, I broke out my barely used ice hockey skates I got for $10 at a sidewalk sale at Meijer years ago, and headed over.
2017-01-11 An Appropriate Performance for a Crazy Year
Itís a new year, and Iím feeling hopeful (alert the media!). But, apparently, and appropriately, one of the last performances of the year was as bizarre as 2016 was.
2016-12-15 Come for the sports, stay for the drama
When I thought about going to grad school, there were some questions to be consideredÖ
2016-12-02 Worst. Year. Ever.
I think most of us can look back at certain years fondly, or not fondly. Certain years may have been great for some of us, but for others, not so much.
2016-11-07 Thanks. No really, Thanks.
Thanksgiving is nearly here. So, in an abrupt change from my Grumpy Cat mode, I will list some things Iím thankful for.
2016-10-24 Hung up
I was long overdue for a new phone, but darn it, my Samsung Galaxy III was good enough, smart enough, and I liked it.
2016-10-09 Smile, though your heart is breaking
Iím not a smiler. I do smile, but itís not something I concentrate on.
2016-09-15 How 'bout them (non-existent) Tomatoes?
Iíve grown a garden for the last 20 years at least. Probably more. But it could be that the garden is tired. This summerís yield has been incredibly disappointing.
2016-09-02 When pigs fly? Not yet, but I'm hopeful
If you have a diverse group of friends on Facebook, you get to find out about a lot of things. Graffiti, computers, weird fads, the daily drama of peopleís livesÖ
2016-08-23 Junk mail*
Of course, after ranting last column about how women know how to dress to get attention, karma has bitten me in the ass.
2016-08-07 Sometimes We Do Ask For It
Youíve probably seen that video circulating on Facebook about a woman walking in New York, with a hidden camera following her. She was catcalled 108 times in 10 hours.
2016-07-14 Country Songs a Form of Torture
Recently at work, Iíve been subjected to country music. For one three week stretch, it was all country, all shift.
2016-06-30 Diagnosis: High Fructose Corn Syrup
I spent most of May itching through the month. For a while, it was a mystery. The last time I had issues with my skin, I had to solve it myself. This time, it wasnít any different.
2016-06-16 She Wants to Make a Splash ó In Her Backyard
Iím enjoying the heat. Itís late spring, and weíve hit over 90 degrees, and Iím happy with it. Iím also happy with the sun. Iíve got a garden, and Iím growing tomatoes, and theyíre enjoying it.
2016-06-03 Remakes She'd LIKE to See
A friend and I went to see The Jungle Book. Iíd seen the original of course, and told myself to go into the remake with an open mind.
2016-05-19 Old music outselling new music
I saw something on my Facebook feed about how old music (old meaning 18 months or more) is outselling new music for the first time in history. Iím sort of surprised by this, but not reallyÖ
2016-05-05 Five Below: Both a Store and Gloria's Bank Account
I love shopping. Maybe itís my acquisitive nature, but I love finding treasures in thrift shops, or settling in to Ikea for a few hours mentally dressing my living room in new stuff, or trying to resist cosmetics at Dollar Tree.
2016-04-21 She's Not Born With It, It's NYX
After years of searching, I finally found red lipstick that works on me. I was always jealous of the women in the magazines and their red lipstick. Itís sort of like the search for heels that I can wear
2016-04-07 Whatís wrong with it? Probably something simple
Iím having car woes again. Iím trying to get rid of my Geo Metro, and despite listing it several times on Craigslist, Iíve had no takers. It kind of reminds me of my dating profile: I get people checking out the ad, and I get an email, I respond, then nothing.
2016-03-17 Putting the ďpĒ in Rice Krispies
I still use AOL for my main email, and I clicked on a story that promised an employee performing an unspeakable act on an assembly line.
2016-03-04 Dating Profiles Highly Entertaining, as well as Horrifying
Iím back on another dating site, and this time, itís for entertainment purposes only.
2016-02-19 "Hello"? More Like Goodbye
I know Adele released a new album, but I didnít buy 21, and Iím not buying 25. And that probably makes me a bad person.
2016-02-09 The Evil Trifecta Men of Blind Date
Iím still watching Blind Date. Itís always hilarious when self-confessed party boys have one too many drinks and start puking.
2016-01-22 Blind Dates are More Fun To Watch
Since my trip to San Francisco made me broke, my winter break wasnít too spectacular. I knew it wouldnít be. Iíd accepted that fact way back in November.
2015-12-04 Online Dating is as Bad as She Thinks It Is
Iíve not had good luck with men. Itís been this way for a long time, and I tried different things: acting flirty, cool, disinterested, disdainful, aloof, friendly, bubbly, positiveÖ.and nothing has worked.
2015-11-22 California DreamingÖ of an Agent and Book Deal
Iím writing this in a small hotel room in California. Corte Madera, to be exact. I finally made it out here, although Iíll be honest, I never really had a yen to go to California.
2015-11-10 A Failure to Communicate
Despite a long, long time on the planet together, men and women still have trouble getting the opposite sex to understand them. Take the phrase, ďdo what you think is best.Ē Thatís an incomplete sentence. It doesnít look like it, but believe me it is.
2015-10-17 Assembling Ikea Furniture is fun--really
I know Ikea gets a lot of flak for its furnitureówobbly, and probably the biggest complaint is putting whatever it is you bought together.
2015-10-02 Yes, She Has a Novel
I think about the things that Iíve tried in my life. I think about the things that havenít worked out, and I also think about people who say I give up too easily. Part of my problem is that I am terribly impatient. I want results yesterday.
2015-09-17 What's in a (pen) name?
Fort Wayne is in the news again. But whatís refreshing about this situation is that itís not that we are fat, dumb, fat AND dumb, or trying to name a government building after Harry Baals, a former mayor about whom we know little, if anything, about his grooming.
2015-09-03 Shutterbug Caves, Finally Buys Decent Camera
For years, Iíve wanted a decent digital camera. The first one I bought was a Vivitar, a squat, voluptuous, impulse purchase that lasted about five years or so.
2015-08-20 There's a Reason Why it's a 'Restricted' Area'
I was eating dinner when I saw something posted on Facebook. It expressed sympathy and prayers, with the hashtag #raptor. Uh oh, I thought.
2015-08-06 Gloria Meets a Childhood Idol
I never seem to have much money to spend, but I do have to say the concert series that the Three Rivers Festival brings in is definitely worth the cash.
2015-07-16 The Times They ARE a Changin'
I woke up (late) a few Friday mornings ago, and Iím ashamed to admit that I got right on Facebook via my smartphone. Itís the quickest way for me to get news.
2015-07-03 Flood warning blew us all away
Iíve been having problems with insomnia, and Iíve noticed that when the barometric pressure movesóeither up or downóitís harder for me to sleep. So Friday night, hours before a hurricane-like force swept through Fort Wayne, I was up late.
2015-06-20 The Year of the Buttercup Reunion
I had definite plans for my recent class reunion. Thanks to my new and improved facial profile courtesy of the excellent Dr. Steven Schimmele and staff, I planned to confront the jerks who teased me about my weak chin in high school.
2015-06-05 Dear Meghan Trainor haters: ďBack off"
I like Meghan Trainorís music. Sheís the only artist who made me whip out my smartphone while shopping and get online to the radio station playing ďAll About that BassĒ to see what song it was.
2015-05-18 Columnist can't take the heat
I usually look forward to the arrival of spring. I like it when the daylight lingers; when itís past six p.m. and itís still light out. Everything seems easier in the spring, and in the summer.
2015-05-04 Two Breasts, One Creep
Had another creepy encounter with a guy. It pissed me off, but it pissed me off even more that I didnít have pepper spray, or started screaming at him.
2015-04-21 A tale of two books
I love to read. Iíve always wanted to read. I get edgy if I have nothing to read. I have books in the bathroom. I have books in my bedroom, because I read right before I go to bed. There are books in my living room, and books in my car.
2015-04-07 Ten year obsession takes columnist on trip
One of the cool things about grad school is you sometimes write a paper thatís so good, you submit it to a conference, and it gets accepted.
2015-03-19 No "Maybe" About It ó It's Maybelline, and Cover Girl, and L.A. Colors, and ...
Iíve told you about my salt addiction, which is going to be an eternal battle, I think. Thereís something else Iím addicted to, and I canít figure out why. Itís makeup. New makeup.
2015-03-05 Black and Blue over an Ugly Dress
If on Friday, February 27, you smelled something burning, it was probably the Internet. No, Putin wasnít murdered, Obama didnít twerk, and the Kardashians didnít adopt a highway.
2015-02-19 The Vagina Monologues returns to the local stage
Vagina. In recent years, the word has been ďOprahfiedĒ to Vajayjay, a term I find way too coy, and just outright annoying.
2015-02-19 Hate what's on TV? Blame me
Right now, Iím watching Single White Female on DVD. Not so earth-shattering, except I have to write it down, because Iíve been selected as a Nielsen household.
2015-02-05 Boring Situations Spawn Paint Colors, Stories, Bingo Games.
While people sometimes complain that their jobs are boring, for me, itís those times where my mind wanders into a place I call ďThe Revengeful Cynic/How Can I Make This Interesting Zone.Ē
2015-01-15 The Friendly Skies are Dammed Crowded!
Since Iíve had time off from school, Iíve been spending more time online. Itís a cheap form of entertainment, and if it can keep me from going out in public and spending money, thatís a good thing.
2014-12-18 Who needs sleep?
As I write this, Iíve been up for 33 hours straight. The sad thing is, Iím just a little bit sleepy. Iím waiting for the Unisom to do its magic
2014-12-04 Columnist sick of pseudo-porn in entertainment
Can I be honest? Iím sick of sex. Or maybe, Iím sick about the sexualization of everything.
2014-11-25 Canadian nutjobs captivate columnist
Iím in grad school for a few reasons, and trying to adjust to being in school again. However, as much as Iíd like to moan about the WTF moments Iíve had sitting in class, Iíd rather talk about the fact that I get a chance to write an ďengaged research paperĒ about one of my favorite crime cases from the last 25 years.
2014-11-07 Cosby, Mama June, and the "Teflon Touch"
Some celebrities can survive scandal because they have what I call the ďTeflon Touch.Ē No matter what they do, they survive and forge on.
2014-10-21 Subscription remorse ó or, who are these people anyway?
A few weeks ago, I wrote about the time I subscribed to People magazine. Or tried to. It was back at the beginning of the year when I thought I sent them a check for my subscription
2014-10-04 They had it all, but sometimes it isn't enough
I was shocked (as the rest of the world was) when I heard about Robin Williamsís death. And the next day, Lauren Bacall died. Bad things happen in threes, so when Joan Riverís was off life support, I figured sheíd be next.
2014-09-23 Catholic crotch shots not cool
When I went online to check my email recently, AOL had thoughtfully selected some news stories for its homepage.
2014-09-04 Vice is Nice
I broke down and subscribed to People magazine, probably the first subscription to anything I've had in about 10 years.
2014-08-14 Buzzfeed is Her New Addiction
I spend too much time online these days, thanks to my Samsung Galaxy 3. I can do Facebook updates away from home, and snap interesting pictures (I saw my first spent bullet in Target's parking lot the other night, and uploaded photos of it with a witty comment) but when I want pure entertainment, I go to Buzzfeed.com.
2014-07-31 Tell me whoís the ďweakerĒ sex again?
When I went online to check my email recently, AOL had thoughtfully selected some news stories for its homepageÖ
2014-07-03 Deal With Your Issues ó Without the Bullets
Hopefully the school shootings will calm down a bit since school's out now. I guess that means the mall and public place shootings will pick up.
2014-06-09 The shaker and the damage done
I'm an addict. I'm addicted to white powder. It's a common white powder. Everyone's heard of it.
2014-06-09 Take me to Rivertown
If necessity is the mother of invention, frustration is the food. Four years ago, Robert Enders wanted to do sketch comedy. Lacking a stable schedule and actors who also had compatible schedules, he decided to create a comic and draw his actors
2014-05-20 Neon Vibe Has Both Good and Bad Vibes
I rarely have ďone of those daysĒ but on this particular Saturday, it all came to a head.
2014-05-06 She'd Rather Be Rich, Not Famous
Every time I think I want to be famous, I think of Miley Cyrus. Or Lindsay Lohan. Or Kirstie Alley. Now mind you, I wouldn't mind being rich. But the fame part could get a little embarrassing.
2014-04-22 Happy and she knows it
I've been pretty happy recently (alert the media!) and I'm not exactly sure why. But I'm liking this feeling.
2014-04-03 Just Plane Gone
I'm too young to have experienced the disappearance of Amelia Earhart. I know what happened. She went on a top-secret mission and was never heard from again.
2014-03-25 Men Beware: It's a SATC Column
In honor of Women's History Month, I'm going to write about that great television program of stunning feminism called Sex and the City. Just kidding (about the feminist part, that is).
2014-03-06 This Winter Could Have Been So Much Worse
It's a Thursday night, and rumor has it there's another snow storm scheduled to arriveÖ
2014-02-24 The Perils of Possessing a Provocative Pen
I'm trying to figure men out, but it's proving to be depressing and a little scary. Recently I discovered if you are courteous, kind, and helpful, they assume you think they are hot and you want to sleep with them.
2014-02-11 At Least Her Literature Grades Were Good
Because my life is not chaotic enough, I've decided to go to grad school. I'm scared to death, even though more than one person has told me I'm going to love it.
2014-01-23 Small Town Values Are Pretty Damn Cool
I'm grateful that I don't live in a small town, but there's something to be said for small town values. I had an experience that has me sold on them.
2014-01-13 ďTeach a woman to fishÖĒ
The old saying, ďgive a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man to fish, and he eats for a lifetime,Ē gets a new twist from Lorelei VerLee, executive director of Creative Women of the World.
2014-01-10 Junk food and shorts: here comes the snowstorm!
It's January 5, 2014 as I write this, 2:41 a.m. According to the forecast, we're supposed to get hit with a ton of snow and incredibly cold temperatures.
2013-12-19 Wholesome Christians Need Freaky Love Too
File this under the ďWTF? DepartmentĒ: Christian swingers. Yes, I said Christian swingers. I saw this somewhere on FB, and I had to shake my head, or SMH, as they say on the 'book.
2013-12-08 Today: Black Thursday. Tomorrow: "ShoppingMas"
I spent what is probably my last Thanksgiving off (until I get a non-retail job) home, stuffing my face, watching season six of The Office, and just relaxing.
2013-11-14 Rate My Professors? How About Ratemystudents.com?
Because nothing is sacred and everyone's a critic, I've discovered a website called Ratemyprofessor.com.
2013-10-31 Grumpy Cat: she looks how we feel
Cats are a perfect mascot for the Internet. They are aloof and unsympathetic, much like the world wide web itself.
2013-10-31 One page at a timeÖ
If you've ever had an image of writers as being reclusive, hunching over their keyboards, typing their little hearts out, you'd probably be right. Writing is one of those things people usually do by themselves.
2013-10-03 Just a Perfect Day ...
A few weeks ago, I had a really good day. No, I didn't carpetbomb my enemies or win the lottery. It was just a really good day. A working day, if you can dig that.
2013-09-22 She's Got the Whole World in Her Hands
I love technology, but I also hate it. It bothers me to see people staring into their cellphones like it's a drug.
2013-09-06 One Person's Ear Candy is Another Person's "Crap"
I've been depressed lately, which is not too unusual, but I've also been feeling lonely for my parents. I wish I could tell them I get it. I understand now why my dad liked big band music, and opera, and Broadway musicals and Latin Jazz
2013-08-15 Cover Song Comparison Part 2
Time for another cover song comparison!
2013-08-01 Jesus Would NOT Call Me A Piece of Garbage
I had a Christian call me a piece of garbage on a website a few weeks ago. I was surprised at how angry he was, but not really.
2013-07-18 What's In YOUR Medical Savings Account? Probably Not Enough
Health care is still a hot topic in the United States because of ObamaCare, or the Affordable Care Act. Some people call it Satan's Plan to Ruin AmericaÖ
2013-07-04 Not her bag
I never realized the reach of Vera Bradley until I was in Puerto Rico in 2005. My father's cousin and I were at a restaurant in the mountains. Her handbag was on the table, and the pattern seemed familiar. I continued to stare at it, and there it was, in tiny script near the bottom of the bag: Vera Bradley.
2013-07-03 More from "Gloria's Book Club"
Yes, it's another round of Gloria's Book Club! I read a bunch of books while I was recovering from surgery, and I'm going to tell you about some of them.
2013-06-20 Hey! It's Gloria's Book Club!
I confess I was looking forward to having to recover from my surgery. After I got through the terror of waiting, and waiting, and worrying and finally getting it over with (I was doing so well, I was released a day early) it was really nice knowing I had an entire month to get better.
2013-06-06 An exercise in exhaustion and gas
So I've had another major surgery (the second one in four years, unless you count the shoulder surgery and my recent colonoscopy, then it's four surgeries, two of them major, in four years) and I'm lying around at home.
2013-05-16 Wearable High Heels? Yes, She Finally Found Them
A while back, I wrote about not being able to walk in high heeled shoes. For decades, I'd buy pairs I thought I could walk in, only to realize I couldn't. I resolved to find out why. A check on the Internet showed that I was an extreme supinator, or extreme under-pronator.
2013-05-02 Complaining is futile
A few days ago, a couple of people were complainingóone about a co-worker, the other about her health. A few minutes into their complaints, they apologized for complaining.
2013-04-18 I'm Really Going to Miss The Office
I have a bad habit of not paying attention to pop cultural events as they are unfolding. In 2006, my kickboxing trainer told me about ďThe Office,Ē and said I'd probably enjoy itÖ
2013-04-04 Control Freak Author Meets Stunt Double
One of my many flaws is that I am a control freak. I also have trust issues, so mix them together, and you get someone who is neurotic and also convinced that if she tells someone to do something, it won't get done right.
2013-03-14 Hollywood got what it wanted ó but won't admit it
I haven't watched commercial television at home for several months now. I don't have Internet access at home any more either, and I find myself reading more.
2013-02-28 What size am I? Fat
As I continue to struggle with my weight, Iím wondering if someone isnít screwing with the numbers when it comes to sizes. I remember being a very skinny teenager, yet I was a size 12.
2013-02-14 The Digital Medium is a Mess
Back when I had more time, I was way into photography. I recently posted some photos I'd taken years ago in a Facebook photo album, and tagged faces.
2013-01-31 Believable Sci-Fi an oxymoron
Science fiction is not one of my favorite genres. For me, it has to be believable, or else I can't get into itÖ
2013-01-17 Using Time Wisely (Sort Of)
I had another big chunk of time off, and I took advantage of it to clean and paint and assemble a shelf. I reported my progress on Facebook, where a couple of friends commented on my domestic activity, and wished they had my motivation.
2013-01-07 Bargain Prices Spoil Columnist
Yesterday, I had an urge to check out a thrift store. I usually don't ignore this urge, because it seems like when I've gone, I've scored some pretty great stuff.
2012-12-20 It's obvious I don't go to movies muchÖ
I rarely do movie recaps, because I hardly ever go to the movies, but here are a few films I saw this year and what I have to say about them. In no particular order.
2012-12-06 Sometimes the song gets worse
I've noticed that certain versions of songs affect me in certain ways. If I've heard one particular version of a song first even if it's a cover of the original, there's a chance I may not like the actual original.
2012-11-15 The End of Thanksgiving as We Know It
I read the news just a few minutes ago. Both Wal-mart and Sears will be open on Thanksgiving, at 8 p.m. And next year, it will be earlier, and the year after that it will be earlierÖ
2012-11-01 Motivate With Care
A few weeks ago, I had to attend a meeting at work. The hideous hour of 6 a.m. didn't help any, nor did the free breakfast which was provided.
2012-10-18 Meet the Author
I suffer through iPhones at work, and the fragile structure of the server at my other job sometimes sends my lesson plans into a death spiral. But technology, at least as it applies to writing, is really amazing right now.
2012-10-18 Author, Author
Fort Wayne has received a lot of negative attention over the yearsówe're fat; we're dumb (according to Men's Health magazine, that hotbed of academia) and thanks to city officials putting the kibosh on naming the new government building the Harry Baals Government Center, we have no sense of humorÖ
2012-10-04 This may be YOU, someday
I know how old people get on your nerves: they do everything way too slowly, and they are not exactly fast learners when it comes to technology.
2012-09-20 America's Future: Fat Beauty Queens on Red Bull and Mountain Dew
I recently stopped at the grocery store and flipped through an issue of People. Iíve got a magazine connection, so I donít have to spend money to indulge my printed word fetish.
2012-09-06 Letting go and looking forward
Even though Iíve made huge strides this summer with getting rid of stuff in the house, I still kind of look around and feel like I havenít made much progress.
2012-08-20 On the Campaign Trail with Gina Burgess
If it seems like Allen County Council candidate Gina Burgess is everywhere this campaign season, itís because she tries to be. She really does.
2012-08-16 Some of My Favorite Things: Part 2
So last column, I wrote about some of the things that make me happy. I actually need more space! Isnít that great? So here are some more things that make me happy.
2012-08-02 These are Just Some of Her Favorite Things
Occasionally, I get grief for being too negative.
2012-07-19 50 Shades of Oh yes, it kept me interested
Iím usually way behind or out of the loop when it comes to pop culture.
2012-07-05 I Just Want Some Decent Looking Shoes
Years ago, I knew someone who couldnít understand why women had so many shoes.
2012-06-22 For a Happy, Fun Time Gloria, Just Add Steroids
Because Iíve adjusted my working schedule to where Iím not working all the time, Iím slowly regaining motivation to do things that havenít been done in years, such as attack the jungles known as my front and back yards.
2012-06-05 Some Song I Can't Get Out of My Head
Iím not a huge fan of whatís going on in music right now, but even I canít escape the phenomenon (or scourge) of ďSomebody That I Used to Know.Ē I have very mixed feelings about this song.
2012-05-21 Birthday Nicer than Last Year's
My birthday was better this year than it was last year, probably because I spent the majority of it out of townÖ
2012-05-03 But I'm ENTITLED to it!
Thereís no shortage of huge people in the Midwest. I myself am fat, and Iím tired of seeing the fat rolls.
2012-04-20 *#!t Happens... to Gloria
Iíve been feeling particularly poor lately. Iím operating without credit cards and trying to take care of whatever problem arises.
2012-04-05 Hungry For More
Over the last decade, Iíve felt a little left out when it came to movies. I am not into wizards or vampires, so the whole ďHarry PotterĒ thing and ďTwilightĒ phenomenon meant I didnít know what anyone was talking about.
2012-03-15 George Carlin Was Right
I posted a comment on my Facebook page wondering if Republicans were trying to alienate women in the United States by declaring war on birth control, abortions, and womenís reproductive systems. A Facebook friend said no, but I have to wonder.
2012-03-01 And the Grammy Goes to...Who?
I think Iíve reached old age. Not ďoldĒ old age, but the beginning of old age.
2012-02-16 Gloria's Day Off
Iíve spent most of the last three and a half years working three jobs. While Iím grateful to have employment, thereís been a stunning lack of work/life balance.
2012-02-02 Won't Get Fooled Again?
Because I have a new schedule which I am very happy with, I'm able to watch more television. So I caught the recent Standing Ovation Address (oh, sorry, I meant State of the Union Address) and it made me wish there wasn't a studio audience, so to speak.
2012-01-19 The Computer and the Damage Done
I haven't had a computer at home for a couple of weeks now, and I'm astonished at how much time I spend online.
2012-01-05 Weeping for the manchildren
If you are an older woman with an adult daughter, and wondering why she isnít married, you might want to keep reading. ďWhat the hell is wrong?Ē you ask. ďSheís attractive, articulate, intelligent, and a little bit ambitiousÖ"
2011-12-19 Videos She Actually Liked
So last column I bitched about music videos that I felt were disappointing; this column Iíll comment on the ones that deliver. These arenít in any particular order.
2011-12-01 I didn't want my MTV
Years ago, when MTV was new and showed videos, a friend of mine was jealous because I had cable and she didnít.
2011-11-17 Maybe we don't deserve health care
Iíve been thinking about health lately, probably because a friend of mine died in early September. He was a year younger than I was, and anytime someone close to your age dies, it makes you stop and think a little.
2011-11-03 Those heels weren't a deal
This is a warning to the guys out there: this is a ďgirlyĒ column. But come to think of it, you might want to keep on reading. Itís about shoes.
2011-10-20 Protesting the loss of the American Dream
Even if nothing comes from the Occupy Wall Street protests, itís nice to realize not everyone in America is asleep. People are realizing that this isnít our grandparentsí America anymoreÖ
2011-10-06 If I had a hammer ... my buttcrack would be showing
I get a kick out of advertising, because itís creatively sleazy. Youíre convincing people to spend their hard-earned moola on crap they donít need.
2011-09-15 We Hate Kids, Yes We DoÖ
One of my students did a brief report on a news article about a mother who abused her young child (who was crying) by blowing marijuana smoke into her mouth. Thatís one way to calm an infant down, I guess, but Iím sure Dr. Spock wouldnít approve.
2011-09-01 What Gloria Did on Her Summer "Vacation"
Iíve always had a low opinion of people who donít believe in taking time off.
2011-08-21 Why older folks look the way they do
Iíve always wondered about elderly people and the outrageous clothing combinations they come up with. You wonder if the men are colorblind (which isnít limited to age) and donít have any female companions to ask for fashion help.
2011-08-09 Make it by 18, or else
I saw a story recently about a 14-year-old female singing sensation here in Fort Wayne. Someone interviewed for the story suggested she go to college in four years if the singing career didnít work out.
2011-07-18 New Haven, take a bow
One of the few pleasures I have in the summer is going swimming. Until I get that Endless Pool installed in my backyard, Iíll have to settle for public swimming.
2011-07-04 Weiners and Terminators and Jackasses, Oh My!
I used to think men have it made, and in a lot of ways, they do, but after some recent events, Iím thinking being a woman is a blessing. For one thing, weíre smarter.
2011-06-20 My Catfish love affair
I saw the movie Catfish several months ago, but I was thinking about it again, and picked it up at the library
2011-06-06 Confronting an old nemesis
Bullying has been in the news quite a bit. As someone whoís been bullied, I can tell you this is not pleasant.
2011-05-24 No, the car is not for sale
Iíve always had a problem with clutter. I remember in elementary school my desk was always stuffed full of paper until it reached crisis mode, and my room was the same way.
2011-05-09 That ĎBox of Chocolatesí sometimes has those awful jelly ones
Can I say something about being ďrealisticĒ here? I guess what I really mean to say, is Iíd like to talk about positive thinking, and its opposite, pessimistic thinking.
2011-04-18 Sure we're connected ...to fat
Sometimes I wonder about the media. I saw an article about how Fort Wayne (according to Menís Health magazine, that journal of accurate, pertinent information) is one of the least socially connected cities around. Really?
2011-04-04 Queen of Crap Jobs Speaks Out on Unions
As someone who has worked under some lousy conditions, I would have to say I totally understand people who are in a union. But what I donít understand is why Americans have become so masochistic when it comes to work.
2011-03-20 Matchmaker, Matchmaker, STFU!
Now that Iím not in a relationship anymore, Iíve had at least one friend ask me if Iíve been on any dating sites.
2011-03-07 It's SnowingÖ Must.Go.Shopping.
As I write this, supposedly we are in for another huge snowstorm. I never pay attention to the weather reports, because by the time I hear them, they become corrupted. Two inches turns into 12 inches, with gale force winds. Frequently, the ďstorm of the centuryĒ is two inches of snow plus some freezing rain.
2011-02-20 We've Got Baals, Yes We Do!
Fort Wayne is in the news again, thanks to a mayor with a chuckle-worthy name.
2011-02-06 When I was YOUR Age...Part 1
I canít help think that by todayís standards, my childhood positively sucked. No iPhone, no television in my room (although I did have a pink princess phone) no Internetóhell, no computer! But hereís the real kickerÖ
2011-01-24 You're being paid too much. Really.
Kevin Hassett wrote something a while ago that appeared in the morning paper. It didnít go unnoticed by other people, especially pro-labor types. He wrote that the reason things were so bad is that workers were being paid too much. Yes, too much.
2011-01-09 Model Television: Shallow as a Petri Dish
The fashion industry is bizarre. They champion individuality, but lord help you if youíre fat. So why am I watching Americaís Next Top Model? Because I love watching drama, ramped up to the nth degree.
2010-12-19 Difficulty Maintaining an Election
Despite reconnecting with some old friends (Hi Lorie!) and feeling more comfortable at work with my funny, nice co-workers, the recent election has me feeling more depressed about the future than ever.
2010-12-07 Strip Clubs as Therapy
Iíve been thinking about self-esteem and body issues lately. Men never seem to get it, but itís a bigger deal for women to be concerned about their bodies. Thatís because men are judged on what theyíve done, whereas women are judged as to what we look like.
2010-11-22 We Don't Need No Education
Iíd like to say something about education in Northeast Indiana ó† we hate it. We really, really hate it.
2010-11-08 One Ikea, Two Ikea, Three Ikea, MORE!
As much as I bitch about Walmart, Iím afraid I have an addiction to a retailer that is just as bad. Or, seems just as bad. That addiction is Ikea.
2010-10-18 We're not as fabulous as we think we are
When did we all get so fabulous? By the looks of things, youíd think we all came up with a cure for cancer and alcoholism.
2010-10-04 My Vacation from Facebook
A friend and former co-worker told me about Facebook a little over a year ago, and I compare her telling me to getting someone hooked on crack.
2010-09-17 I'll Bet Beck Never Drove an Ice Cream Truck!
Why is it that Republicans are the only people who think they have ďgood, traditional valuesĒ? The last time I heard a Republican spouting off about behaving oneself, he resigned because he had an affair. Wow. What values.
2010-09-07 Getting Something Off My Chest
I donít think about my breasts very often. Iím due for a mammogram, but like going to the gynecologist, itís not pleasant.
2010-08-23 Another Hooters, but in Plaid
I saw in the paper recently that another sports bar is coming to town. Great, just what we need. Bring on another wings and beer joint.
2010-08-08 Be preparedÖ or else
Some people who know me tell me Iím negative and pessimistic, but I prefer to see myself as being more of a realist.
2010-07-19 Do You Recognize Yourself in this Column?
Back in the mid-90s, I discovered a great Ďzine called Answer Me!. Chock full of hate, it was also well-written. It was notorious in the Ďzine community; you either loved it or hated it. What impressed me about the publication is that it put most other DIY rags to shame.
2010-07-04 Why Sugar Daddies are Needed
After my financial meltdown in 2008, I realized itís expensive being a woman.
2010-06-22 Next Time, Bring the Nametags
I always said I wouldnít come to any of my high school class reunions unless I had a loaded AK-47 with me, but I wound up going to one a few weeks ago.
2010-06-07 We Didn't See it Coming...Or Did We?
Just when I was trying to get used to saying, ďCongressman for life, Mark Souder,Ē I get a voice mail from RobertÖ
2010-05-25 Our Lazy Society
A co-worker (Hi Sarah!) suggested this columnís topic, something I havenít written about but snippets of it have floated around in my mind; I just needed a focus. The subject is lazinessÖ
2010-05-10 Not Buying It: I Should Not Have Bought It
Iíve been trying to cut back on my spending and focus more on the joys of saving money. So when I came across Not Buying It: My Year Without Shopping at Goodwill, I bought it (it was only a dollar.)
2010-04-22 Dr Gloria is in the House
Doctors sometimes think theyíre God. But they arenít. God wouldnít cure my heartburn with a pill. And he wouldnít charge me a co-pay either.
2010-04-04 The Doctor Might See You Now
So theyíve passed the health care reform bill. And depending which side of the fence you are on, youíre either enraged or elated.
2010-03-22 Walk a mile in our shoes
I know health care reform is important, but a law that needs to be put into effect NOW is ďEveryone needs to work retail or in a restaurant as a server for six months.Ē You think Iím kidding? This is extremely important stuffÖ
2010-03-08 Tattoo Couture Too Too Much
I donít like tattoos. I know there are plenty of people reading this who do have tattoos, and that is your choice.
2010-02-20 YouTube: Feeding the Obsessions
I recently got high-speed Internet (wireless!) so now I can feed an obsession in my own home. And that obsession is YouTube.
2010-02-04 They Don't Write 'Em Like They Used To
Since I teach writing part-time, I pay more attention to words than most people would. Misspelled signs, typos in brochures, and directions poorly translated from Mandarin Chinese to English always grab my attention.
2010-01-25 Take This Rose ... and Shove It!
For some reason, Iím watching The Bachelor and even though this is ďrealityĒ television, I know itís as fake as a porn starís boobs. This show HAD to have been dreamed up by a manÖ
2010-01-11 In Which Gloria Self-Delivers a Tumor
Those of you regular readers know Iíve been dealing with a fibroid tumor and a procedure to make it shrink, since the doctors informed me removing it would be dangerous. Firstly, because it was growing right in a muscle, and secondly, I would probably lose a lot of blood. Both physicians declared me too young for a hysterectomy, so I chose a less invasive procedure. All seemed wellóat the beginning.
2009-12-19 One Dollar, No Holler
Iíve got a great idea! With the economy the way it is, why not declare 2009 the year of the Dollar Store present? Weíd still be spending money to help the economy; only restricting our shopping to one of these shrines to the greenback wouldnít bust the budget.
2009-12-06 Fan is Short For Fanatic
I just saw on the news how the Komets have more ďenforcersĒ (a.k.a fighters) because the IHL has changed some rule; the organization is encouraging fighting.
2009-11-24 The Real Reason She Never Made It To Talk Radio
I donít listen to talk radio. I donít read the books radio hosts publish. I wondered why this was, and then I did a little research.
2009-11-09 Gloria Couldn't Feed 'Em, So She Didn't Breed 'Em
It seems like the harder things are economically, the more we as a nation point fingers and become cold-hearted.
2009-10-20 Starting the School Year in September? Yes, We Can!
I usually donít see good news in the paper these days, but a recent headline caught my attention. Apparently, parents and others are pushing to start the school year later. Itís about time someone said something.
2009-10-05 Technology is Great ó When it Works
Earlier this year, I bought a digital video camera. Due to computer problems (several viruses infected my laptop, which even amazed my computer repair guy, whoís been in the business for seven years) it has taken me forever to get anything done.
2009-09-21 Gloria's Surgery Saga
Since all three of you are breathlessly awaiting my surgery saga, Iíll say right off the bat there were no complications. Everything went as planned. The REAL drama happened the day before the surgery.
2009-09-08 Eight is MORE than enough
Iíve never watched Jon and Kate Plus Eight (the title alone sounds like something a restaurant host would hear in his worst nightmare) but I have to wonder if any old-school Catholics do. When I say, ďold-school,Ē Iím talking about those folks in their 70s, 80s, and 90s who cranked out at least eight kids (sometimes more) and didnít think that much about it. Certainly, they probably never dreamed that while they enjoyed their golden years, reality television would spotlight out-of-the-ordinary people and/or publicity hogs.
2009-08-25 The Customer is always right, and certifiably insane, as well
Due to the nature of my job, I encounter more people on a daily basis than I care to. I find it ironic that I became a truck driver to get away from it all, and wound up in the middle of people, merchandise and the disquieting feeling that the harder I try, the further away my dreams get.
2009-08-09 Down the Tube
Medical technology is really cool, if you can pay for it. Because I have a little white card in my purse that designates me as one of the chosen ones, I recently had an MRI to check the fibroid tumor Iíve been growing in my uterus for probably the last five years. I knew it was big, but didnít really know how big. Iíd had several ultrasounds, but those seem rather vague. No ultrasound is as impressive as an MRI.
2009-08-09 Rose Hille is sick of theÖ
Rose Hille is sick of the s**t. Literally. The economy is only partially to blame in Hilleís decision to close RetroactiveÖ
2009-07-21 The More the Merrier
One of our daily papers wrote an editorial about the addition of five best picture nominees to the Best Picture Category of the Oscars. They generally thought it was a good thing. They slammed independent films and lauded pictures ďmost of us see.Ē The editorial felt that expanding the category would include more popular pictures. I assume by this they mean blockbusters and kidsí films.
2009-07-06 In Which Gloria Reaches For Her Calculator
At a family gathering a couple of months ago, I found out thereís another member of my family who is as bad at math as I am. Welcome to the club, Alex. You have my condolences.
2009-06-18 Online shopping takes away the thrill of the hunt
There are some people who donít enjoy leaving the house. They love being able to do everything from home, including shop, online. Thereís a reason some of these people are morbidly obese.
2009-06-04 In Which Gloria Admits Her Addiction
Iím a word junkie. Iím serious. Some people go through nicotine withdrawal if they go without cigarettes, but if Iím stuck in traffic, I read. If Iím at the doctorís office, I read. Once, my boyfriend and I went to Barnes and Noble, and stopped for a snack at a nearby restaurant. Did we chat? Did he whisper sweet nothings into my ear? Not on your life. He pulled one of his books out and started reading. I did the same.
2009-05-18 Buying Songs Not The Same
I donít really jump on new technology all that quickly. I had my computer for two months before I realized I could burn CDs on it.
2009-04-30 Gloria's Gift Card of Guilt
I got gift cards for Christmas this year, probably the most Iíve ever received in my life. Bookstores, bowling alleys, and grocery/general merchandise stores. And Walmart.
2009-04-21 Dear Mr. President: Where's MY Bailout?
Dear Mr. President: Iím writing to you about the bailout. Frankly, Iím pissed off. If someone rewarded me for performing poorly on the job and mismanaging my money, Iíd be laughing my ass off right now. Instead, Iíve got bill collectors bugging me. So whereís MY bailout?
2009-04-07 Buy Now, Pay Later, Eventually Declare Bankruptcy
I went through my own financial meltdown a few months ago, so I look at the bailouts and stimulus packages with some mixed feelings. I donít think CEOís should be rewarded with bailouts. Iím sorry, but if you make five million a year and get a million dollars as a ďbonus,Ē and youíre still broke, you are too dumb to deserve that kind of money
2009-04-07 Stages Theater
When I got an email from Paul Allen, director of Stages Theater Company, about a play his group was doing called Faith County I was intrigued. It was described as ďa white trash romantic comedyÖĒ A white trash romantic comedy? I am SOOOO thereÖ
2009-03-23 Barking Up the Pet Peeve Tree.
Someone at work (Hi Sarah!) asked me if Iíd ever done a column on pet peeves. Thereís plenty of stuff that makes me mad, but I guess Iíve never done a list of them. Until now.
2009-03-10 At Least ďWifeswapĒ Makes Your Family Look Normal
Iím watching ďWifeswapĒ right now and Iím chuckling at the domestic train wreck theyíve put together for this week. Itís a highly educated, worldly, driven California family vs. a paintball playing, junk food eating Missouri clan. Itís always amusing to watch these freaks clash. Whoever the producers of this show are, they manage to pick some seriously weird families to mix it up.
2009-02-24 The Song Doesn't Remain The Same
Iíve reached the age where current music doesnít mean very much to me. The occasional song, like ďSexybackĒ breaks through and I say, ďhey, I like this,Ē but for the most part, I donít have a current favorite group thatís still intact. I like the Beatles, but I knew a long time ago a reunion was out of the question.
2009-02-10 Cable TV, the Circus and the Crap
Iím one of the few people I know who donít have cable. One of my managers at work asked me why I donít have cable, and I said it was because I could either eat out, or watch TV.
2009-01-16 Gloria goes to the movies
I canít afford to go to many movies, and to be honest, it seems like few of them are worth going to. However, Iíll give you reviews of the movies I did see this year, in chronological order (or close to it):
2009-01-05 Period piece
My boss inspired me to write this column. Or rather, he said it was something I could write about. So blame him.
2008-12-23 YouTube: Sorta Cool, Sorta Not
Because Iím not too computer literate, I couldnít watch YouTube videos on my laptop until several months after I bought it. I finally figured out how to install Flash Player and right after I found out the installation was successful, I went right back to YouTube and started searching.
2008-12-09 The feline thing
I am not a cat person. Iíve had a couple cats over the years, and they either sprayed the walls with their special, toxic cat liquid, or peed on my parentsí bed. One cat we adopted when my father was in the hospital had to leave after my dad got home. He said it was either him or the cat. Dad wasnít a cat person.
2008-11-25 Some of Gloria's favorite things
Iíve been a little introspective lately, and my usual pessimistic self, so Iím going to try and get out of my funk by focusing on things that I like. These arenít in any particular order (like you care) and they include a wide, strange spectrum, so consider yourself warned.
2008-11-25 Hard times in Fort Wayne
Itís no secret ó times are tough. As of this writing, gas prices have dropped, but that followed months where the cost of fuel climbed past $4 per gallon. Add to that a credit crisis, rampant foreclosures, bank closings, general Wall Street mayhemÖ
2008-11-06 Poor Fat Woman magazine promises to "keep it real"
Since Iím trying to watch my money (and doing a poor job of it, thank you very much) Iíve restricted my magazine reading to the checkout lines at the grocery store and places where I have to sit and wait, such as car-care places and doctorís offices. I exhausted the supply of Newsweek and skimmed through the Womanís Day at a local tire repair joint, so I reluctantly picked up the November issue of Money magazine. It proved to me that I live in an alternate universe, but then, so does everyone else who lives in Fort Wayne.
2008-10-21 But of COURSE she's pretty!
I called a trucking friend of mine in Pennsylvania to see how her job search was going and what she thought about McCain picking Sarah Palin as his running mate. Her answer was interesting. Iíll have to paraphrase it, but she basically said the Republican Party knows middle-class America better than middle-class Americans do.
2008-10-07 The Best of Times, the Worst of Times
It seems fitting that last year, the best year of my life, would be followed by the worst year of my life. Since I love contrasts, itís almost as if it was designed this way. To be honest though, I donít really like it. It has certainly been a learning experience, and hopefully the bad times will slowly ebb away, but my sharply reduced income has made me realize I appreciate the simple things in life.
2008-09-22 My So-Called Hispanic Life
Hispanics have gotten a lot of press recently, both favorable and unfavorable. More Americans are aware of this group, and thankfully for me, Cameron Diaz became famous, so more people know how to pronounce my last name. Itís a good thing too, because I thought Iíd have to get married to an Anglo in order to get a surname that was easy to pronounce.
2008-09-10 You Know Times Are Tough When ...
Itís no secret that times are tough. However, just how tough are they? Read on! You know times are tough when Ö
2008-08-18 Unemployed? Lots of Luck, Pal
I spent most of the summer looking for a job, and I can tell you Iíd rather have a root canal on a daily basis than look for work. Itís humiliating; youíre a college graduate and you are clawing your way through hundreds of other applicants, hoping your application will stand out. That is, if your application ever gets through to the right people.
2008-08-04 One isnít necessarily the loneliest number
I donít consider myself a very daring or brave person, but one thing I do on a regular basis that amazes people is travel. Invariably, whenever I say to someone, ďyeah, I just got back from (exciting big city) and I had a blast,Ē they ask, ďwhoíd you go with?Ē I reply, ďnobody. I went by myself.Ē Those five words inspire horror and disbelief. ďYou went by YOURSELF!?
2008-07-21 You have your fantasy, I have mineÖ
If you are a guy and youíre reading this, stop. Hand it over to your significant other, and go watch NASCAR. However, if youíre a curious guy with an open mind (yeah, Iím sure there are lots of those in Fort Wayne) and want to learn a little bit more about women, read on.
2008-07-07 Gloriaís Trucking Saga: Part 5
Mid-January, I score a great trucking gig; great, that is, for someone just out of training. I was assigned a route where I was out and back every night. I mostly ended up in either Ohio or Michigan. I had a brand-new truck and was eager to get started on my job. I had visions of working steadily, saving up a few bucks, and making headway on some bills. Unfortunately, the best-laid plansÖ
2008-07-07 Returning soldier hopes tour of duty will give him stronger voice at home
People are familiar with the phrase, ďThink Globally, Act Locally.Ē One soldier returning from Iraq hopes that ďActing GloballyĒ will also help him act locally.
2008-06-23 Gloriaís Trucking Saga: Part Four
My first trainer was upset that I decided to get off her truck. For the first time all week, I was happy. I even did a decent job of backing up the truck to our final delivery point, but as usual, my trainer finished the job. I didnít care, though. I was going home.
2008-06-23 On the bus
Iíll be honestóbefore I did research for this article, the last time I rode a bus was in December, when I was in Boston. When I ride public transportation, it usually happens in larger cities. Taking a bus or trolley (Hello, Toronto!) is a cheap, stress-free way to see the city. You can rubberneck all you want and not have to worry about accidents.
2008-06-10 Gloriaís Trucking Saga: Part Three
July 2007: Iíd told ďThe ManĒ to shove it mere hours after Iíd passed my CDL and was planning to take some time off before starting training. I called the trucking company that had hired me and told them when I wanted to start. Thankfully, they didnít make a big deal out of me passing the test six months after Iíd graduated from my second trucking school. So I bum around the house for a few weeks, enjoying home life before heading out. I had no idea what would happen once I completed trainingÖ
2008-06-10 The Fort Wayne Derby Girls: Looking for a few good women
Empowerment. Entertainment. Exercise. Celebrity. Computer experience. These arenít words you would normally associate with roller derbyÖ
2008-05-20 Gloria's Trucking Saga: Part Two
February 2007: Iíve lost the first battle, so I retreated. It was obvious I couldnít go on any longer without working, so I went back to the temp agency which originally got me work the year before. I expected it to be the usual temp nonsense, and it was. However, a few of my co-workers were so much fun, there were nights that I actually looked forward to going to work. The place was a sweatshop, but I consoled myself with the fact that it was only temporary. I planned to leave as soon as I passed my commercial driverís license test.
2008-05-06 Gloria's Trucking Saga: Part One
One thing Iíve learned in the past year is that you really canít count on a timeline when youíre trying to achieve something. I once worked with a woman who was sure that her house would be finished on time. She ended up moving into a house where the floors were pressed wood board because, not surprisingly, the house wasnít finished when the builders said it would be.
2008-04-21 Not the 'A' list
As much as I fantasize about winning the lottery and never having to work again, I know that I would probably be lost without my lists. I am one of those people who need some sort of structure in her life. Even if I never had to work again, Iíd keep busy in some capacity. Iíd probably take horseback riding and piano lessons again; Iíd schedule regular trips both here and abroad, and work on my writing and photography.
2008-04-08 ďGame OverĒ For This Gen Xer
I donít feel my age, and I donít think I look my age, but one thing for sure: Iím totally ancient when it comes to video games. Robert has been trying to get me interested in the ďshoot the bad guysĒ kind of video games, but Iím struggling with them.
2008-03-24 Sicko: The Sequel
I confessóin the past Iíve complained about people who donít dress well for winter; who bitch about it being miserable here from December through Marchóbut now, Iíve joined your ranks. Iím sick of winter and canít wait for it to be over. Whatís caused my change of mind? Pneumonia.
2008-03-10 Truck stops: a shrine to unhealthy eating
Several weeks ago, I went bowling with some friends. One of them was surprised that there wasnít a haze of cigarette smoke lingering over the bowlers, until I reminded him of the smoking ban that went into effect last year.
2008-02-18 My Superbowl Saga
The first spectator sport I ever watched growing up was hockey. I liked hockey when hockey wasnít cool. From the age of three through part of college, dad and I would attend Komet hockey games. I remember the 1980 Olympic hockey teamís victory over the Soviets and the gold medal game. The Stanley Cup Playoffs were observed in our home, until the networks stopped broadcasting the games. Our dog, Ruffles, would chase the players on the screen.
2008-02-04 You kids!
I was talking to my elderly neighbor about my recent pursuit in getting a better life. We had some good laughs. But one thing she said that I thought was telling was that she was glad she lived in the era that she did. Itís not like when she and her husband were of working age. Long gone are the days when you got into a company when you graduated high school, and stayed there until you retired.
2008-01-21 It was a very good year
December 20th I was sitting at Au Bon Pain in the Boston Design Center feeling melancholy. And it was Judy Garlandís fault. The P.A. system was playing ďHave Yourself A Merry Little Christmas,Ē and for some reason, that is the one holiday tune that can bring me to tears. I didnít bust out crying, but I came awfully close. I donít know if it was because my job training is about to be over, or thinking about future plans that Iíve had and wondering if a different path might be in store, or what.
2008-01-07 Radio sounds better when you have to pay for it
This isnít intended to be an ad for Sirius Satellite Radio, but Iíve had a chance to listen to it a lot recently, and I like what Iím hearing. Iím in a period of my life where the past seems like a better place than the present, and my taste in music is reflecting that. Which is why Iíve been tuning the radio to Sirius channel seven, ďTotally 70ísĒ.
2007-12-11 If I Ever Get Rich, I Promise Not To Change
I have a lottery fantasy. I think everyone does. I donít play the lottery very often, only when the jackpot is $50 million plus or so.
2007-11-20 But if I had been electedÖ
If you are reading this and voted for me, thank you. I never expected to get the number of votes I ended up with and Iím willing to bet the majority of them came from FWR readers who live in the third district. However, I want you all to know, you dodged a bulletÖ
2007-11-01 So Much For A Relaxing Walk
I decided to go for a walk on a recent Friday night. Iíd spent two weeks waiting for a trainer for my new job. While waiting, I heard several horror stories about bad trainers, smelly trainers, mean trainers, dangerous circumstances.
2007-10-22 Darth Vader Banks, Watches, Televisions and Foam
The late summer installment of our twice yearly association garage sale was coming up, and since I hadnít met my quota of moving heavy, awkward furniture in over a year, I decided it was time for not just a little extra money, but a hernia as well.
2007-10-08 Things That Make You Go Hmmm
At the risk of sounding like Andy Rooney, (whom I adore) have you ever wondered about certain things, objects and why we do things the way we do? I do. And hereís a list of things that make me say ďhmmm.Ē
2007-09-24 Savoring the remnants of summer
I felt like I didnít have much of a summer. I know a lot of people say that, but because of my job, I felt like I didnít even have time after work to do stuff. So when I passed my commercial driverís license test, I decided to take advantage of the last weeks of summer to be a bum before I started work.
2007-09-07 What's in a Name?
I recently saw something on the Internet where a Chinese couple wanted to give their baby the name ďatĒ, or to be more specific, the @ sign. If the baby grows up to be a rap star, the name of his or her rap album (this being China, it would probably be his, since female babies are seen as being the wrath of Satan and are disposed of as quickly as possible) would no doubt be, ďWhere Itís At,Ē or ďWhere Itís @!Ē
2007-08-19 All You Need Is Cash
I went to BeatlefeÖer The Fest For Beatles Fans for the first time in two years. If you've never been, I highly recommend attending one. There are three a year, one in Vegas, one in the New York metro area and the one in Chicago. It's not quite like going to Liverpool, but anything Beatle-related can be found there. Not that it's affordable, but if you want to order a Beatle-themed jukebox, you can.
2007-08-06 Faster, Higher, Stronger: Steroids To The Rescue!
As you read this, Barry Bonds will have probably broken Hank Aaronís homerun record. A lot of people seem upset about this, because they think Bonds used steroids to get to where he his now. Bonds himself has never publicly admitted to taking steroids. However, his personal trainer, Greg Anderson, is in prison for refusing to testify against him during the Bay Area Laboratory Co-Operative (BALCO) grand jury investigation.
2007-07-23 Accentuate the Positive...And Pay the Price
I saw a classified ad in a local paper for a dating coach. I had to smile. As someone who worked with a life coach for the past few months, I need to warn people about paying for such services.
2007-07-09 It's Just Not My Bag
I like purses. Iím a purse junkie. Iím a jacket junkie too. My dad was a camera, radio and stereo equipment junkie. We all have our ďthing.Ē Iíve been a purse junkie since I was a little girl. Sometimes, instead of toys, I just wanted purses. A few years ago, I was in an antique shop and came across the exact same style of a purse that my dad got me when he was in Mexico. I had to buy it. No matter that I had that same style purse at home. My dad had been dead for a few years, and I figured seeing that purse in the shop was his way of saying, ďhi there!Ē It was an omen.
2007-06-18 Working third shift not for wimps
People can make or break a workplace, and Iím not just talking about the jackasses at Enron, who played fast and loose with their employeesí money. If you have a great job, but your co-workers drive you nuts, thatís a problem.
2007-06-05 Oh, The Debt That You'll Pay!
Itís the time of year where people are graduating. Everyone wishes them well and says all sorts of encouraging things, predicting great things for these new grads.
2007-05-21 A columnist looks at 40
By the time you read this, Iíll have turned 40. Big freakingí deal, you sayÖ
2007-05-08 Dr. Gloria, Medicine Woman
I was chatting with a friend of mine on the phone a while back and the conversation shifted to the shrinking middle class. After a few choice words about Bush, my friend said the middle class was in a difficult place: they werenít earning much, but they earned too much to get any real help. My friend is attending school full time, but in order to get maximum financial aid, she canít take a summer job, because that would knock her family out of the income bracket eligible for assistance.
2007-05-08 Well it's a dirty jobÖ
Weíve all seen the ads. Horny Housewives. Barely legal. Just dial a number, and the woman (or man) on the other end will tell you what you want to hear, or guide you through a fantasy of their choosing, or a scenario born of your own creative juices. All from prices ranging from 99 cents to $3.99 a minute.
2007-04-24 Stadium Quiz: Where Will People Go In The Off Season?
Thereís talk about putting a stadium downtown. I only go to maybe one Wizards game a year, so it isnít going to be much of a draw for me. But I do respect efforts to get people downtownÖ
2007-04-24 Tax Day Brings Protesters, Procrastinators to Downtown Post Office
Huge, funny, patriotic hats, lots of signs, and a kid chained to a giant weight, which read, ďI owe $60, 846.Ē A gentleman handing out flyers. An anti-tax rally? Close.
2007-04-10 Life Should Imitate Art, But Often Doesn't
I don't watch "Lost," but I saw a promo for it and it left me wondering how on earth that really fat guy manages to stay so fat on a deserted island? Is anyone else wondering about that too?
2007-03-20 Depressing Literature Makes One Woman's Life Not Seem So Bad
There are certain books I like to read when I want to know someone is in worse shape than I am. I've faced a very stressful last few months, and escaping into someone else's misery makes me realize, "okay, things COULD be worse." Here are a few books I turn to when I'm depressed or feeling hopeless:
2007-03-07 Keep Your Smoke To Yourself, and I'll Do The Same With My Salt
I'm sure a lot of people will be pissed when they read this, but I'm glad the smoking ban passed.
2007-02-21 Yes, It's Cold Enough For Me
On the way out of Meijerís a week or so ago, I saw some idiot (it was a guy, naturally) wearing shorts. Downtown temperature is currently 18 degrees.
2007-02-06 My Big Fat Weight Column
There's a very fine line between weighing the "right" amount and being "a little chunky." You need only to look at the tabloids and celebrity-drenched rags like "Us" and "People" to realize five ounces can make or break someone's "hotness" factor. At least, it seems like as little as five ounces. I picked up an Enquirer, and was informed that Tyra Banks has packed on 40 pounds. Did she look morbidly obese? No. Fat? No. Just a little heavy in the thighs, but considering the way a lot of overweight people look, these folks would kill to look like Tyra Banks with heavy thighs. I know I would.
2007-01-23 Notorious Page a Pioneer Of Sorts
There are a lot of arguments on why pornography is bad: it exploits women, and supposedly leads to violent sex crimes, among other things. A stellar example of this is Linda Lovelace, whose autobiography, ďOrdeal,Ē noted in disturbing detail of being forced to do things that horrifed her.
2007-01-10 Pick One You Can Keep
I donít make New Yearís resolutions anymore. I got enough stuff done last summer, I figure I donít need to make any improvements this year. Iím kidding, of course. Itís just that declaring a New Yearís resolution puts you on the spot.
2006-12-20 Winter Storm Watch? Let's Go Krogering!
Fort Wayne has been described as the fattest city in America, and the dumbest city in America. Can we add ďwimpiestĒ to the list?
2006-12-05 The Glamorous Life of a Column Writer
A long time ago, when I said I wrote a column for the Reader, someone said, ďoh, just like Carrie in ĎSex and the City.íĒ Yup, just like Carrie.
2006-11-21 What Would Erma Do?
Every so often, I walk through my house, completely amazed that at one point, five people used to live here. Iím the last one here, and so is most of my stuff. And sometimes I feel ashamed.
2006-11-08 For This I Went to Class?
In an ideal world, teachers would be supportive of their students; academic cheerleaders if you will. They encourage you when the going gets rough, offer some food for thought, and willing to let you do extra credit while guiding you through ancient history, or Shakespeare, or whatever.
2006-10-23 Waking at the Crack Of Noon
I realize summer vacation has been over for quite some time for most people. Some people only had a few days, some had a couple weeks. Some lucky people had summer vacation in the true sense; school let out and they didnít have to be back in class until late August.
2006-10-09 All the leaves are brownÖ
Summerís fading. And according to my calculations, when you read this, it will be gone. I look forward to summerís arrival each year. To me, summer is the season of hope, even though hardly anything big or good happens to me in the summer. Things seem easier. You donít have to bundle up to go outside. Thereís lots of stuff going on, from concerts to festivals to amusement parks. Then, thereís the private stuff, like hanging out in your backyard or on the porch, enjoying a summer afternoon breeze, or the pleasantness of twilight, which for us this year didnít come until late in the day.
2006-09-18 Variety is Over-rated
If the economy depended on people like me, it would screech to a grinding halt. Oh sure, I buy stuff, but Rolex watches, Cadillac Escalades and Coach handbags donít end up on my shopping lists.
2006-09-04 Tabloids: The Great Equalizer
I save old college textbooks because every so often theyíre fun to read. I have one from one of my English classes that I still go through. It was a collection of articles, scripts, print ads and book chapters from popular fiction. In it was an article written by filmmaker John (Hairspray, Polyester, Pecker) Waters about why he loves the National Enquirer.
2006-08-21 ďPrayers, people, and generosityĒ
On this Tuesday afternoon, there are a dozen people in the waiting room of Matthew 25, a full-time medical clinic offering free services. A man gets up from his chair to go outside for a cigarette. Independence Day plays on the waiting room television set. On the dental side of the waiting room, there are snatches of conversation. Those on the medical side of the room seem engrossed in the movie. Somewhere in Matthew 25, a phone is constantly ringing.
2006-08-07 Shipshewana: Tacky, Entertaining and Fun
There are some places I associate with summer. As a child, it was U.S. 30 Fireworks and the A&W Root Beer Stand. As I got older, I discovered the Shipshewana Flea Market. Thereís all that quaint Amish stuff, and the antique auctions, but for years I completely forgot about Shipshewana, because the flea market only operates on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Due to my work schedules, I didnít think about asking for a day off to go up there. Last summer, I had a chance to go up, and realized that during Memorial Day weekend, the Fourth of July, and Labor Day weekend the market has extended days and hours.
2006-07-24 People Watching: the ultimate TRF vent
As I write this, Festival 38 is in its last hours. I enjoyed TRF this year, probably because I had the time to. There were events that I probably should have gone to (1964 The Tribute, the Village People) but I was in a low energy phase, and I didnít feel like standing for three hours among people I didnít know who were probably three sheets to the wind.
2006-07-10 Books Oprah Would NEVER Endorse!
Itís time for more wacky book reviews! Oprah, eat your heart out!
2006-06-20 Michael Moore, A Former Stripper, and A Guilt Trip
I love horses, but watching The Preakness Stakes a few weeks ago made me hate myself a little bit for being so gaga over the Triple Crown races. I hardly ever watch horse racing. Occasionally, Iíll go to Trackside and place a wager (usually on a Triple Crown race) but itís been years since Iíve done that. May 20 made me realize that horse racing may be a little over-romanticizedÖ
2006-06-05 Diaz finds marriage leads to kids, divorce, cold wet butts
My birthday is very close to Motherís Day, and with the passing of those two dates, it makes me realize Iím a rare species. Iím a woman in her late 30s who doesnít have kids. And Iím glad.
2006-05-18 Gloria talks to the kids
Iím getting more recognized because of my column, but so far no one has asked me to speak at any college graduation ceremonies. And thatís a good thing. You donít want me there. Why? Because my speech would probably go something like this:
2006-05-08 Gloria Takes Off On Taking It Off
I got another free paper from the person who handles the JG route here on my street, and this time there was an article about Heather Veitch, the ďHoly HottieĒ who used to be a stripper, but now is an evangelist. Her shtick is she and a few female volunteer church members go to strip clubs, pay for lap dances, and when they are alone, skip the lap dance and pull out their Bibles.
2006-04-24 Time warp could kill us all
Every so often I reread a novel called ďLuciferís Hammer.Ē Itís a sci-fi novel, which is not my favorite genre, but this one is well-written, interesting and raises questions as to how well prepared we as a nation would be if electric power, fuel and mass transportation would suddenly be gone.
2006-04-10 Driving Ms. Diaz
When things get too rough, I get in my car and drive. And things were rough. A former friend has been ripping me apart on her blog, and that same week, I got into an argument with my boss over control and rebellion, and how it tied in with her husbandís health and dietary habits. Add in various other stressful situations, and it was time for a road trip. A junk food and movie marathon just wasnít going to cut it. People could come over. The phone could ring. I needed plenty of real estate between myself and my stressful situations, so I drove to Chicago. By myself.
2006-03-20 I miss the "Pathetic Life"
When I was first asked to write a blog, I didnít leap into it. I thought about it for a while. Itís flattering when someone asks you to write something in addition to the writing you already do, but the concept of a blog would be somewhat new territory for me. Iíve ranted online before, but I wasnít sure as a blogger that I would be contributing anything new to the blogosphere. It seemed like most bloggers didnít have anything more to say than, ďthe line at Starbuckís was way long today. It was sunny. I came home, and my cat threw up.Ē Other peopleís lives can be really interesting, if they say stuff the right way.
2006-03-06 Whatever Street You Live On, in Fort Wayne, It Sure Ain't Easy
A recent issue of the Fort Wayne Reader had an article about ďbranding the city.Ē It included a brief survey with questions like, ďif Fort Wayne were a person, who would it be.Ē Iíd say Rodney Dangerfield, because not only did he not get respect, heís also dead.
2006-02-20 Gloriaís New Yearís Resolutions forÖ certain people
Itís more than a month into the new year, and like everyone else, Iíve got resolutions of my own. They are pretty mundane (watch more boxing movies, add to my barf bag collection, stay away from annoying, life-draining people) but Iíve also got resolutions for people who probably donít even think they need resolutions. Here now, is my list of resolutions for certain people:
2006-02-06 Spring forward, Fall back, continue arguing
I donít subscribe to either newspaper, but the person who delivers on my street tossed a J-G on my sidewalk the other day, and I finally got around to looking at it a couple days later. Across the top was a story about which counties will be on Central, and which will be on Eastern time. Some counties didnít get their choice, which proves that the one thing stupider than Hoosiers is the Federal Government.
2006-01-23 Gloria's Book Club
I have strange tastes in literature, but the stuff I read is pretty damn interesting. Here are a few of my favorite books. Iíve read these time and again, and will continue doing so. But if youíre looking for some ďChicken Soup For the Columnistís SoulĒ crap, keep looking.
2006-01-06 Shop 'til you snarl
Itís after Christmas, and now is the time for returning those gifts that didnít quite work out. I pride myself on getting gifts that kick ass, so usually I donít have to worry about returning stuff. Unless, of course, I ended up getting something for someone that someone else already purchased. But thatís rare. I also donít make the mistake of buying clothing as gifts, because what I think is cool doesnít mean the recipient will.
2006-01-06 Gen X
What happened to Generation X? Over a decade ago, they were in the spotlight as the generation born after the ďBaby BoomersĒ of the post war years. Theyíve been classified as being whiny, spoiled, lazy, and apathetic.
2007-08-12 And Now a Message From Our Savior
To: Certain members of ďThe FlockĒ From: Jesus Christ, CEO Christianity, Incorporated Re: Our corporate image First of all I want to start out by wishing you all a Happy Holiday season. Wait. Let me rephrase that: what I really want to say is ďMerry Christmas.Ē After all, I AM the reason for the season.
2005-11-28 70's Saturday Morning Television Really WAS Educational
A while back, I was over at a friendís house, waiting for more friends to come over so we could go out for breakfast. It was a Saturday, and while we were waiting, we had the television on. My friend doesnít have cable, so we surfed the local channels. We discovered Saturday morning television isnít the same.
2005-11-14 Rumor Has It...
People complain about the liberal media, but I think there is something else afoot that we should be more worried about. Do you ever wonder where all the frightening crap in the world comes from? The bizarre fashion trends? The goofy urban legends? And the latest health disaster? Iím convinced there is a huge building in Southern California, where the Ministry of Health Scare, The Department of Mandatory Fashion Trends and the Disturbing Predictions Network are housed. I wouldnít be surprised if the Centers For Science in the Public Interest have an office in the same building, or at least down the street.
2005-10-31 The Buenos Diaz Psychic Network
There are things that happen to me every so often that make me think thereís something else going on that is bigger than all of us, a life force of some kind that we canít understand. Some may dismiss it as coincidence, but sometimes the situation is downright spooky.
2005-10-17 Ms. Diaz goes to Washington
Washington D.C., along with Los Angeles and Paris, France, is on my list of ďcities I should probably visit just to say Iíve been there even though I think they suck.Ē So when the opportunity to visit D. C. for a mere $75 round trip came up, I couldnít resist. A bus ride with 47 strangers and one toilet would be an adventure in itself, but the journeyís end would be worth it: we would join hundreds of thousands of angry anti-war protesters for the biggest rally and march since the war began. Lots of people in a potentially volatile situation? A front row seat? I am SO there. I have the Rhett Butler attitude when it comes to chaos: Iím quite willing to watch it, as long as I have a good seat and can stay out of combat.
2005-10-17 Democrats and Republicans and Greens, Oh My!
On September 24, the face of America showed up at the White House. Hundreds of thousands of anti-war protesters came to Washington D. C. in what was called the biggest rally and march since the war in Iraq started. Did your stereotypical war protesters show up? Yes, the aging hippies who protested about Vietnam were there, but so were infants, grade school children, teenagers, punk rockers, college kids, thirtysomethings, fortysomethings, fiftysomethings, librarians, Puerto Ricans, grandmothers, military families, members of the military, Caucasians, African Americans, Hispanics, Asians, Democrats and even Republicans.
2005-10-03 How well do you know Gloria?
How well do you know me? Put your skills to the test by correctly answering all the questions on this test and win a dinner with me at any Fort Wayne restaurant of your choice! Please note: Unfortunately for both of us, ďFort Wayne areaĒ does NOT include Indianapolis, or Chicago. Email your answers to the Fort Wayne Reader, ensuring that Mike Summers will get a major headache wading through all your answers. If you try bribe me or my friends for information, be sure to make it worth your while.
2005-09-20 The Ultimate Driving Machine
Labor Day weekend, someone offered to buy one of my cars. Let me explain. Iím not some female Jay Leno with a warehouse full of vintage vehicles needing to unload one so she can make the payment on the vacation condo in the Cayman Islands.
2005-09-05 Gloria's Plan For a Better USA
Iím deeply concerned about this country. Itís not my mom and dadís America anymore. People are rude, corporations eliminate thousands of jobs at the drop of a hat, housing is unaffordable, and donít get me started on the health insurance problem. I donít profess to have all the answers, but let me tell you something: if Iím in charge, things are going to be differentÖ
2005-08-22 Establishing FW's Image: Gloria Lends a Hand
Fort Wayne used to be known as the ďCity of Churches,Ē but not anymore. St. Maryís doesnít tower over downtown quite the way it used to, and they tore St. Paulís down. A local blogger thinks the city needs a new nickname. So I propose some new images/slogans for the city, keeping in tune with reality:
2005-08-08 Old Habits Die Hard
Soon, if they havenít done it already, the daily newspapers will publish their annual articles about how the cityís public pools did this summer. I havenít given any of my money to Fort Wayne public pools in years, because Iíve found a better deal.
2005-07-25 The Stores Remain the Same
I didnít realize there were three Wal-marts in Fort Wayne until I drove past the northeast location on 469 a few weeks ago. I know about the proposed Wal-mart for northwest Allen County. But I completely forgot a Wal-mart is coming to the south side of Fort Wayne. If the Lima Road Wal-mart goes through, that means weíll have five of them in the city.
2005-07-11 The Straight Story
Thanksgiving is a ways off, but I already know what Iím going to give thanks for come November. And that would be my Conair Thermal Shine model CS21.
2005-06-27 Livin' Good in the Neighborhood
Iím proud to say I live in an old school neighborhood. If you want to put up a clothes line to use the sun and wind to dry your clothes, go right ahead. If you want to have an above-ground swimming pool in your backyard, thatís great.
2005-06-13 Women Drivers, ViagraVision and Art Attacks
I was out of the country while the Indianapolis 500 was being run, so I didnít know until the next day that Danica Patrick finished fourth. I was happy for her. Iím always glad when a woman takes on men in male-dominated professions or sports and is able to achieve something.
2005-05-30 The Last Good School Year
Itís the season for graduation, for class reunions. People make a big deal about their high school reunions, but I really couldnít care about mine. Pay $30 to see a bunch of people who made my life miserable? No thanks.
2005-05-16 You say "bitch" like it's a bad thingÖ
Life is strange. One day, you are working at a factory, making air conditioning parts, wondering how your employer can get away with only allowing a 20-minute lunch break and one 10-minute break during an eight-hour shift; the next you are proofreading an award-winning magazine that is racing towards deadline.
2005-03-21 WISE TV? More like WDUM
Years ago, my parents had bank accounts at Lincoln National Bank. It was about a mile from our house, and they liked the fact it was so close.
2005-03-07 Game off
I was reading an article about a few NHL players who were playing in the UHL the same day the NHL canceled its season. Seems that a former Komet player and a few fans interviewed for the story were a bit perturbed at this development. Why come down to the UHL and take a job away from a hockey player who probably could use the cash when the NHL player is supposedly standing up for his rights by NOT playing was one of the concerns. I would have to agree with this.
0000-00-00 Art goes to the dogs.....and cats
On Friday, February 25, art will be going to the dogs. And cats. And other animals as well. But itís for a good cause -- in this case, itís the Allen County SPCA Art Auction. 2004 was the first year for the event, which raised $15,000. The amount stunned event organizers, particularly Jeanne Leita Stump.
2005-02-21 Fort Wayne: Prettier than Detroit, but not as Pretty as Toronto
Imagine walking around in a city, downtown, late at night. Imagine you can walk and not be afraid of being mugged. Imagine shopping late on a Sunday night, and after browsing, stop at a donut shop for a snack. Imagine riding the subway and not worry about crime. Imagine a big city full of friendly strangers who are genuinely sorry if you ask them something they donít know the answer to.
2005-02-07 A trip around the rink
A few weeks ago, I returned from a trip to Toronto Ontario. It was there that I put on my sidewalk-sale hockey skates for the first time in years, and made my way shakily around Nathan Phillips Square. I didnít fall, despite my lack of skating ability.
2005-01-24 Lawton Skatepark caught in Catch 22
Whatever your opinion of skateboarders, theyíre here to stay. With our nation saddled with obese adults and an ever-increasing number of obese children, one would think Fort Wayne would applaud the skateboard and inline skating facility near Lawton Park.
2005-01-24 Wanted: A clothing line for the poor and the chunky
I was browsing one of the local dailies a few weeks ago and glanced at an article about fashions for plus-size women.
2005-01-10 The city with low self-esteem
While in Borders months ago, I asked a clerk if they carried the Village Voice. He went to his computer and looked it up, but it wasnít there. I continued to browse. Later, at the counter, he asked me, ďwhatís someone in Fort Wayne Indiana doing reading the Village Voice?Ē
2004-12-06 Wrong-mart
While on a road trip last summer, a friend expressed her resentment of Wal-mart. ďIt sums up everything bad about America,Ē she said. The more I thought about it, the more it made sense. Architecturally-challenged buildings full of cheap crap not even made by fellow Americans, most of it bought in bulk so you pay the lowest price possible, always.
2004-11-22 Gloria's Column Commandments
Iíve been lucky enough to have space given to me by the publishers of Fort Wayne Reader to write about whatever I want. Iím both excited and scared by this as my writing is something that people seem to react strongly to, either positively or negatively.
2004-11-08 Sadly, into the fire
I watched a house burn down today. Itís not every day you see someoneís house go up in flames, so I pulled into a parking lot and walked closer.
2004-10-25 The neighbors are restless
For some reason, I get a kick out of voting. I donít know why I get so excited about it, but maybe itís the juvenile chance to write in a name for an office that has no chance of getting in. Like ďBart SimpsonĒ for county council member at large, or ďMickey MouseĒ for president.
2004-10-11 Time rushing by? Blame the retailers
I was in Walgreenís the other night, and overheard a mother say to her son something to the effect of, ďChristmas is coming soon, thatís why the Halloween stuff is out.Ē
2004-10-11 Fahrenheit 9/11: does this movie matter, or is Moore just preaching to the choir?
This summerís blockbuster movie featured two middle-aged men, neither one of whom could be considered movie star handsome. Both are wealthy and powerful, but one more so than the other. One set out to make the other look like a buffoon. Depending on your viewpoint, he either succeeded or slandered. Of course, the movie in question is Fahrenheit 9/11, slammed as propaganda by some. Others hailed it as confirming their suspicion that the war in Iraq is a huge mistake.
2004-09-27 And you are ...?
During one night at the Three Rivers Festival, someone said, ďBuenos Diaz!Ē to me twice. At first, I thought he was a friendly Mexican. However, after a few minutes of conversation, it sunk in he was referring to this column. Tom Blacketor, if you are reading this column, (and you should be) I apologize for being an airhead.
2004-09-13 Get 'em while they're young
During this summer, my brother was complaining that his son was doing nothing but playing video games and riding his skateboard. Iíd have to agree with my brother. After all, my nephew should be working a full-time job, and doing research into what careers heís interested in. Then, after school starts, he should look into a job-shadowing program after school. I mean, heís 11 years old, heís not getting any younger, you know.
2004-08-14 My summer Jeopardy blues
With more free time on my hands than I could imagine this summer, I decided to take aim at a goal Iíve had for years: trying to get on Jeopardy! With a few clicks of the computer mouse, I snagged an appointment at a contestant search in Chicago.
2004-08-14 Fort Wayne after midnight
Fort Wayne isnít known as the city that never sleeps, but a handful of businesses operate 24/7, and that means people are hard at work making sure the emergency room is ready for your mishap, the grocery store has plenty of munchies stocked for your midnight snack, you can copy that presentation for work, even if it is 2 a.m., and that you can go downtown for a burger and actually eat it in the restaurant, not the driverís seat of your car.
2004-06-28 You can't go home again: TRF isn't like it used to be
I miss the Three Rivers Festivals of my extreme youth. The contests sometimes demanded the participants show a wacky sort of ingenuity. Who remembers the great NewsPaper Airplane Championships? I do. Twenty-two years ago, my brother nearly won a 1982 Pontiac Grand Prix LJ.
2004-06-28 The last day's of St. Paul's
I donít consider myself a very religious person, but when I heard St. Paulís was being demolished I thought it was wrong.
2004-06-14 Stay tuned: some reality shows to improve America
Iím convinced reality television is contributing to the ďwhite trashificationĒ of America.
2004-05-31 Brother can you spare a job?
Everywhere you look, people are looking for jobs. While watching the news recently, a job fair was highlighted. Baby boomers vs. the young and hungry, willing to work for less. People thinking about returning to school. Hereís some advice from yours truly: donít major in English. Trust me on this.
2004-05-17 A Twilight Zone kinda day
It was one of those Twilight Zone type of days: striking resemblances and kindred spirits in the strangest places.
2004-05-03 A night at the Coliseum
I went to a hockey game the other night. The contest itself was like watching a slice of someoneís life: lots of missed opportunities, stumbles, falls, hits and questionable judgments by the men in charge.
2004-04-05 Night Shift returns with a twist of reality
If comedy is a science, then Kevin Ferguson and his crew have it down. Well, almost.
2004-04-05 Ad nauseum ó Pathetic efforts from Madison Avenue
After viewing some awful commercials recently, Iím convinced I could make it in advertising. I honestly think I couldnít do any worse than these recent 30-second disasters Iíve seen:
0000-00-00 The Star Mangled Banner
It was a slow news day. The early edition of the local news ran out of stuff about Bush, Kerry, gay marriage and Martha Stewart, so they ran a segment on the national anthem and how no one knows the words. The piece started off with a young singer attempting the opening stanza, then flaming out. The crowd didnít boo, they chuckled. After all, who really knows the words to this not-often heard tune? Me, thatís who.
0000-00-00 Gay Marriages
As I write this, the race for gays to get married continues out in California. A very small percentage of the population is getting hitched, and by the reaction of certain people, youíd think aliens have landed, abducted our children and destroyed our SUVs. Donít we have more important things to worry about? And please, enough with the ďgays are making a mockery of the sanctity of marriage.Ē
0000-00-00 My Favorite Coaches
I hate Bob Knight. So much so that when people talk about great coaches, he doesnít even make my list. My personal favorite is Herb Brooks. Fresh on the heels of ďSalad Shooters: Knight vs. Smith,Ē comes Miracle, about Brooks and the 1980 U. S. Olympic hockey team.
0000-00-00 Single on Valentine's Day
I will be single on Valentineís Day, but this doesnít bother me. Sure, it means I have to buy my candy instead of having it given to me. On the other hand, not having a man on Valentineís Day means I donít have to put out for some schlub who forgets to put the toilet seat down. And just because youíre dating someone during Valentineís Day doesnít mean youíll get a Vogue magazine-style night out on the town.
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